WHEN I FIRST GET INTO MY CAR FROM NOW UNTIL SEPTEMBER

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Surprise! Cliven Bundy, Conservatives' Newest Hero, is a Huge Gigantic Racist

publicshaming:

Have your heard about Cliven Bundy? No? Why he’s only America’s newest patriot! Conservatives, Republicans, Libertarians, and right wingers of all types are going goo-goo over Mr. Bundy and his Bundy Ranch. Let me give you a little summary.

Cliven Bundy, like most good white right wingers, is…

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2012-10-11

cuteyahooanswers:

Why don’t balloons fly when I Blow them up?

Everywhere else they are always floating but mine fall when I blow them up? Is the oxygen in my breathing not good enough? Should I go to a doctor

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AFTER A NIGHT OF DRINKING

howdoiputthisgently:

SOME PEOPLE:

ME:

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im-dead-and-i-move:

"Hey, I found your blog on Tumblr-"

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queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

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fluxandpause:

Pros of being gay: both you and your wife would get into the lifeboats on the titanic.

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spenceromg:

do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while

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